What happens when three sarcastic, snarky and smart mouthed bitches decide to celebrated Valentine’s Day? Valentine’s Day #HookerLine Style, of course! What’s a hallmark holiday if you can’t poke a little fun at it! And since we love all our dirty birds and need to share our brand of love with you, there’s a special giveaway too! Make sure you scroll down to the bottom of this post to enter!
So here’s wishing you a Happy Hallmark Holiday That Forces You To Buy Shit You Really Should Be Getting Year Round….uheh… we mean a Happy Valentine’s Day!
Now how about a special giveaway to spice things up? Us hookers are giving away a mystery vibe (for YOUR pleasure) because we’re generous and thoughtful like that.
(Open to residents of US and EUR)
MORE GIVEAWAY FUN!!
Don’t miss our other giveaway! We’re each giving away a $5 Amazon Gift Card on our Facebook pages! So make sure you drop by all three and increase your chances of winning!
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