Sinister Kisses by Adriana Noir
My rating: 3.5 of 5 stars
“Death is the only thing that could ever tear us apart, and even that would fail. Somehow, some way, I would find you.
ALL ABOARD!
The crazy Train!
Calling all passengers! Calling all passengers!
This is your final call to board the crazy train, destination…fuck if I know!
Please be advised that you may find parts of your journey disturbing, fucked up, and probably unlike any other ride you’ve ever taken.
I would like to take this time to introduce you to your fellow passengers.
First, let’s meet Taylor
No need to apologize just yet Taylor…or do…whatever. Passengers are advised to attempt and disregard her sporadic crying, apologizing for shit she didn’t really do, and for just generally being a naive girl that will act like a wounded puppy for the duration of our trip.
Let’s now move on to Sebastian, shall we?
Now now Sebby…no need to put it all out there. You’re not that bad…err…actually…forget I said anything…please don’t hurt me??
Passengers who value their faces as they are, are advised to not speak to, touch, or even probably speak to the general direction of Taylor.
Please also disregard any disputes between Taylor and Sebby here that may look like, or very well be abusive in nature or not consensual…this is just par of the course.
Ah, looks like they’re starting early…
Whoa there Sebby! No need to over react here, I was just letting the good people know! I’m sorry! I love you?
Moving along then…
As you may have noticed, we have now reached the half way point of our journey. There will be someone walking around to collect your sanity. Kindly leave behind everything you think you know, and deal with it.
For those that don’t think they can handle this shit, I’d advise you to make your exit now
The rest of you? Good fucking luck and enjoy the ride 😉
My thoughts?
Fuck, fuckity, fucking fuck! What the fuck did I just read?!
I am all for the dark and twisted reads. I love them! But this one disturbed even me. Parts were disturbing because I sorta kinda liked them? Other parts were just plain fucking disturbing!
The writing is fantastic. The main characters? Hoo boy! I’m not gonna lie, characters like Taylor drive me almost as crazy as this book was. I’m not big on the naive, constantly crying, and weak heroines. I could deal with it, however.
Sebastian? The man is on a whole different playing field of crazy. Wow!
I truthfully don’t even know how to rate this book. I wanted to hate it…and yet…I couldn’t. I hated the fact that I couldn’t hate it? GAWD! I don’t even know! I feel like I need therapy after this.
This is definitely not a book for the faint of heart.
Will I read the next book? I have to know what happens with these crazies, so yes, I will.
I do have a sudden urge to read a whole bunch of rainbow and unicorns type books after this one. And people, I do NOT enjoy the rainbows and unicorn type books. So that should tell you something.
I still need to think on my rating…I just…I don’t…I can’t!
3.5 stars??
Now this girl is going to go and attempt to find my happy place again…and maybe try to get some of my sanity back?
And I thank you!
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