Lana K. (Owner/Reviewer)
Well I suppose this is the part where we get better acquainted, and I tell you that I’m a Sagittarius, enjoy a nice glass of wine after work, and long walks on the beach? But where’s the fun in that?
Let’s start with being on a first name basis. So hello, and welcome to my blog 🙂 My name is Lana, and I’m a romance book addict. There is no cure for my addiction, so I have come to wholeheartedly embrace it. I’m a mama, wife, and full time business owner. In between all that you will almost always find me with my nose buried in my Kindle.
I love a good Romance, whether it be Contemporary, New Adult, Romantic Suspense, PNR, or sweet sweet MM Romance, though my preference as of late tends to lean towards the darker and grittier reads. I do NOT read books without a HEA, my poor sensitive little heart can’t handle it. I may be a dirty girl, but I still have feelings dammit! Don’t judge me! I may like my Romance books dirty, but I am a delicate fucking flower.
I’ve been reading Erotic Romance since before the FSoG explosion. I mean, there’s nothing hotter than a good sexy love scene. But I do have standards, I’d like a great story to go along with my delicious smut.
So you may ask yourself, why dirty girl? Well aside from my obvious love of steamy books, of course. I have what you’ll come to find as one of the worst dirty minds. I have this amazing ability to turn even the innocent phrase into a dirty one. It’s a gift really. I also have an incredibly dirty mouth. I’m pretty sure that I can make a sailor blush. Orbit couldn’t do fuck all for it, so I’ve simply come to embrace it. But be prepared for most of my reviews to be littered with f-bombs and the like. So you’ve been warned!
If a truck driver and a sailor came together to make one foul mouthed and sarcastic love child, that would be me. So if you’re offended by snarky humor and cussing, this is not the blog for you. You may not like it, and that’s your particular opinion which I can respect.
And if you are a fellow dirty girl that likes steamy romance, can appreciate a dirty joke, sarcasm, and a sporadic use of profanity…
Hi Lkay!! I decided to check out your blog and its great!!! I subscribed so I can see all your stuff. Have loved chatting on GR!!
Ps-I love your "about me" section!! One of the sassiest I've seen-super cute Lana :-))
Xoxo-
Deanna❤Pink Lady❤
Hey Deanna!
I like to call this blog my pervy den of iniquity LMAO. So welcome 😉
And thanks, girl. I figured it's best to warn people what they're in for with me hahahahaha
xo
Lana
Lana,
LOVE LOVE your "about me" description! "I do NOT read books without a HEA, my poor sensitive little heart can't handle it. I may be a dirty girl, but I still have feelings dammit! Don't judge me! I may like my Romance books dirty, but I am a delicate fucking flower." -love your honesty and sass!
I enjoy your status updates on GRs and your reviews are just AWESOME!!
~Michelle
Thanks so much Michelle! Always good to know my pervy sense of humor and ramblings are appreciated 😉
~Lana
LOL!
Love the intro, Lana!
Who sucks at keeping track of comments? THIS girl. How am I seeing this only now? I suck, obviously. LMAO! Thanks Geri 😉
Hi Lana!! I cannot believe I have never "clicked" your blog from reviews on GR's! I adore your intro…you delicate fucking flower you!!! Always love your reviews and this blog is ahhmazing!
♥Sharon♥
Oh well hey there, Sharon 😉 You've found my little den of inequity did ya? LMAO! Thanks so much <3
We could definitely be great friends Lana! Oh sorry, fucking great friends!
Lana, I have just one little thing to say to you ….. you’re my new BFF 🙂
The only problem ia that I live in Portugal 🙁
LOL! Meh, what’s a little distance between new friends? 😉
I love your blog, it so Good dammit!?
Thank you so much!!! <3 <3